phone interview

Like a regular job interview, but conducted over the phone. Usually used by big companies such as Google to weed out first, second, and sometimes third round applicants before an actual onsite interview. Typically conducted on the toilet, on the floor, or at a small, lonely desk with a little lamp, and with much apprehension. Given the lack of visual feedback between applicant and interviewer, phone interviews typically lead to many awkward pauses, interruptions, and unfinished sentences.

a typical phone interview:

*ring ring ring*

Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
This is ...
Hi!
Chad, from Goo...
Hi Chad!
...gle.

by dkawry December 23, 2010

Phone Cute

a person (women or man) that is only cute through texting, phone calls, pic messaging etc.

man that girl keeps bugging, shes not even all that.. shes PHONE CUTE.

man that girl isnt even CAR CUTE.. shes PHONE CUTE

by Top$helf January 1, 2012

Phone Sniffer

A female pervert who actively sniffs a man’s cologne from a recently used telephone.

Was chatting on the phone with Nick E today about my day Long John Silvering... when I hung up, Shania and Double Dee started smelling the scent of my man-fume that I’d left on the dog and bone. What a pair of phone sniffers!!

by Foxy D February 4, 2021

Phone guy

a character from the hit game five nights at freddys who has a phone for a head. and also the same character the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

person 1:DAMN BRO I WANT PHONE GUY'S MEAT IN ME
person 2:PARDON?
person 3:for real Bro he's so fine in dsaf

by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

G Phone

Stands for Ghetto phone. The available "free" phone that you get when signing up for cellular service-cause you can't afford the cool full featured model (or you lost it and can't pay full price for a new one). The G-phone model usually lacks style, functionality, and reception--is thick, has an antenna and an old school earpiece.

"Man, I lost my blackberry, so now I gotta use this G phone until I can get an upgrade."

"Can you hear me now?"

by busybusybusybusy May 23, 2009

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

Budget Phone

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.

Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021