tom petty

A code way to say 'top heavy'; meaning large tits, without offending said carrier.

Hey...2 'o clock, tom petty.

by Ms. Roxx January 05, 2004

petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

petty bitches

makena and ava

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them

by mrjarp April 02, 2020

Petty Masturbation

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.

Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you

by Mothonator January 04, 2015

petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.

Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.

by QuacksO November 07, 2018

Petty Betty

A person who is just doing way to much and just need to be told

Bruhh 1: My Substitute teacher Mr.Kingsley pretty cute

Bruhh 2 : My dog is cuter than all the dudes in this school combined.

Bruhh 1: Bruhhh you a PETTY BETTY!!!!

by Girly101 March 14, 2017

Petty Fag

They are the coolest person. They are quite literally the 😎 emoji.

Hey do you know petty fag?

Oh yeah it’s that really cool person right?

by Iamsupernice1234567890 July 12, 2021