Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

peaceloveandcamembert

mean old lady on tiktok who needs to be nicer. who’s tiktoks also are really boring and i can’t ever watch them all the way through.

peaceloveandcamembert is a #karen.

by bridget is not funny July 18, 2021

perell brown

He’s just perell brown

Guy 1 “You know that nigga perell brown”

Guy 2 “Yeah I know him he killed osama bin Laden”

Guy 1 “Ambatufukinnat”

by Nigga you don’t know April 24, 2023

once percenter

Once percenter is a lesser man that claims he a one percenter.but then rides same club as his wife

Theo Bro. .are u outlaw biker...no me and Mrs are once percenter by our charter...riding together has strength our marriage.

by N3v1ll3 May 2, 2019

Thirteen Percenters

Black People

Honky: What are you Thirteen Percenters doing? Smoking Devil’s Lettuce as always?

by snowflakescandie April 11, 2022

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

by Nick D February 13, 2003