Perv

(v) What a lurk does to everything they come in contact with using their hands, speech, eyes, and solely their presence, forever altering the original virgin context of the world to one of perverted obscenities.

Ivan pervs on everything around him including mannequins, scarves, and physics textbooks.

by music3186 April 27, 2006

Perasian

Someone who is half Asian and half Persian that constantly plays with himself and is obsessed with legless alpacas.

That mook is a Perasian.

by Prerasian Slayer July 28, 2009

Peruvian Gut Buster

When a man jizzes into another man's mouth who then spits the jizz into a woman's mouth, swallows it, regurgitates it, and rubs it all over her tits.

Last night I was so drunk and I ended up doing a Peruvian gut buster with Susie and John.

by sloker7 June 30, 2011

perachel

Perachel is the ship of Percy Jackson and Rachel Elizabeth-Dare, From "Percy Jackson and the Olympians" And "Hero's of Olympus" book series by Rick Riordan. Although many people prefer Percabeth, there are a few fans who choose Rachel over Annabeth.

During "The Last Olympian" Percy and Rachel were driving Percy's step-father's Prius. When Charles Beckendorf landed on the hood, telling Percy he was needed at Camp, Rachel kissed him good bye. One of the most defined Perachel moments.

by WiseGirl December 8, 2013

Merv the Perv

A man who is incredibly horny with an afro and a big nose. Also a man who likes to pull his pants down infront of women and ask if his ass looks okay.

I'm Merv the Perv, can I stick my wee-wee inside your cootchie-wee?

by Tracy November 10, 2003

permavite

a standing invitation.

When someone gives you an open invitation such as "you can come over anytime" you are the recipient of a permavite.

by pooka9 December 26, 2007

pervalry

The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.

Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.

Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".

Hey, a hot girl's coming down the aisle. Show some pervalry and give her your seat.

by George McBob April 23, 2009