penis

Not a vagina. Not a vampire. Not a nuclear explosive device.

That is quite a non vagina. >:U ROAR INSERT TEXT HERE

by Sute >:O April 25, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

Peni

Plural for penis; many of the dick.

"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."

"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"

by Zananananabatman. December 31, 2010

Penis

Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit

Wtf bill you just sat on my penis

by Pee-nis August 19, 2003

penies

a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate

That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.

by Marcus Whafferton March 28, 2007

penis

The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.

Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.

by Beanchan April 24, 2005

penis

(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy

A penis loves his best friend! Sometimes the family comes to.

by Ozzykid February 22, 2009