Ocular Penetration 

Ocular Penetration is when a man pops out the eyeball of his victim, then proceeds to fuck the eye socket with his erect penis. This is sometimes confused to be skull fucking but they are two different sexual activities.

Most girls prefer a good Ocular Penetration right after church.

Ocular Penetration by Harold Ramis October 8, 2009

Quadruple Penetration Master 

When one masters the art of quadruple penetration.

Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.

Sean: "What're you up to later tonight?"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"

Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"

Quadruple Penetration Master by Master QP April 23, 2010

double penetration 

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.

If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration

double penetration by Drew Christx November 19, 2004

accidental penetration 

When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions

Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.

accidental penetration by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018

penetration pirate 

one who searches for pleasure using one of their three genitals, inserting it into an orphesis of any shape as long as they reach their peak.

so i saw a man humping a garbage can the other day. i cant believe how many penetration pirates there are in this neighborhood.

penetration pirate by hose A March 12, 2008

Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma 

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).

The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!

Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005

double penetration 

when a female has two dicks shoved up some hole of hers

Mike: Man, I wanna see her gettin some double penetration

Dan: Watch gay porn if you want that many cocks, dude

double penetration by collin z November 5, 2009