Bumpin pee pees

When a guy and girl are having sex.

I just went to dinner with her, we weren't bumpin pee pees.

by Low-impact May 2, 2013

Evan's Pee Pee

He has a small pee pee and WILL stab you ( not with the pee pee it's to small)

Wow Evan's Pee Pee Is SO SMALL look girls it's like a tic tac.

by Evan Senpai October 2, 2018

Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

pee pee lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

see also: pp lump

"she's so fat" = "Is that her pee pee lump growing?"

by bellevue citizen January 12, 2006

pee-pee head

A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incomprehensible.

George Bush is a pee-pee head

by the vooch October 19, 2004

Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

by Irondevil August 19, 2008

Pee Pee Sauce

The residue left on the toilet seat and/or hands after violently urinating with little or no control of appendages. Usually applies to males.

Guy 1: Don’t go into that bathroom, dude.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Someone left all of their pee pee sauce all over the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Gross.

by BlockDoctor December 12, 2019