pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

Pee-pee dance!

A dance you do when you gotta go pee-pee really bad!

Pee-pee dance!

Crossing your legs and wiggleing up and down!

Crossing your legs and bouncing up and down!

Putting your legs and feet together and bouncing up and down!

by Mooveerich May 5, 2008

pee air

The stale, stank air that smacks you in the face when you walk into a public restroom.

"Had to hold my breath the entire time I was in the girls room so I wouldn't breathe in that nasty pee air!"

by sassydgirl March 9, 2010

pee mail

pee mail- the urine message dogs leave on objects to communicate with one another

When I walk Fido, he stops at every fire hydrant to read and answer his pee mail.

by Rust John Tommy Rude March 4, 2007

Pee on Carl

1. A corrupt version of "Please Go Online to ICarly.com"

2. A comeback for any insult.

1. "What were you thinking?! Putting up a sign telling people to Pee on Carl!" ~ Officer Carl

2. Person 1 - yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone while tying to drown a goldfish.

Person 2 - Oh go Pee on Carl you prick!

by auron May 31, 2013

Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

by queen H January 26, 2015

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014