Pedalphile

A musician who has an unhealthy attraction to guitar pedals. Collecting, trading, and making sweet, sweet love to them. They also enjoy using Pedal Lubrication for sexual purposes.

Beau is such a pedalphile, when I looked up his history on Google I was worried. He had tons of pics of Crybabys, which turned out to be guitar pedals, not pornography. But, upon confronting him, he had the same reaction as if I did find porn, also he has dieelectric stains on his crotch.

by Takestarred June 25, 2014

pedaling pussy

Illegal in most states, yet occurs on daily basis, two definitions....prostitution any female riding a bicycle.....

any females from age 5 to 99 riding a bicycle, call police IMMEDIATLY!!!!!!!

by J_P June 3, 2004

pedagogy

the process by which parents and relatives teach (pass along) their stupid ways and ridiculous quirks.

*as a side note, this brings up the question...Just how do stupid people live so damn long?

"Way to perpetuate the pedagogy Dad. You plan on explaining to the judge YOU taught me it was O.K. to drink and drive and then beat up on women!"

by Heidi Dobber April 11, 2008

pedifite

a pedifite is the female version of pedifile.

two little girls were at the park while a pedifite was creeping hard through the trees.

by Lenny Fartface May 10, 2008

pedaline

a person with hair that looks like pubes

dam girl he looks like a pedaline

by frank trickett August 24, 2007

Pedant

A person is obsessed with trying to be smart but is incredibly annoying in the process

Me: Sam is a dumb dumb
Sam: you have to use the word pedant in the dictionary example

by Sam is a dumb dumbdumb l July 9, 2020

pedantic sexism

When a man critiques/criticizes a small detail of something a woman has said or done and mansplains at her about it, either "correcting" her or shaming her for being "incorrect" somehow. Importantly, the gendered nature of the interaction indicates he would not have made any comment, or would have been less rude about it, if the woman were, in fact, a man. Bonus points if there are examples of other errors, or more egregious ones, by men in the same situation at that moment (i.e. comments on a discussion forum or a group of people talking).

Anne says, "I have only the best vegetables in my basket!" Tom says, "So do I! Look at these ripe tomatoes we both have!" Roger points at Anne and says, "Anne, don't you realize tomatoes are fruits? There are tomatoes in your basket, so you can't say you have only vegetables in your basket, now can you?" Anne says, "Wow, Roger, what a great example of pedantic sexism! I love how you go after me about tomatoes, when I wasn't even the person to mention them!"

by NerdFighterForAwesome December 3, 2013