hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber July 12, 2017

Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.

by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022

Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

Peacock

an awkward way to respond to a text that you don’t know how to respond to. Can include information reports and emojis.

Anyone who uses this is special, thank you and goodnight everybody.

“Hey I think I love you”

-insert peacock on wikipedia here-

by Stars and Moons March 24, 2021

Peacock

refers to a person with a tiny weiner. unlike his areolas though... theyre huge 'enry. smokes too much asscrack. his dads a lengers tho, his name is bigcock. these types of people arent allowed near skools tho coz then it gets a bit naughty hehe.

"is that zaid?"
"nah its peacock, the one with saggy areolas"

by Drew Pea-cock February 25, 2022

Broccoli and the peacock

A complicated sexual position similar to 69, that can only be performed by straight couples.

Jenny isn't pregnant. All she does with Bill is broccoli and the peacock.

by Renee Lame October 12, 2012