patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016

patrick lewallen

A sexy beast, mostly known for how loyal he is even when every girl is attracted to him. Has many hoes but if he feels something strong towards you he'll stick with you. Is very talented in music and sports. Also has a THICC penis.

Oh shit, that's Patrick Lewallen! Man I wish I was him!

by PatRichForeva April 8, 2017

Patrick Starr

dallin boiiiiii

oi look its patrick starr

by cuntlicker42066669 November 30, 2017

Patrick

A delusional pink man who hangs out on a sink when he thinks he is in the ocean

Guy 1: what did you do today?
Guy 2: rode my bike to the Bed Bath and Beyond and saw a weird guy, he was such a Patrick

Guy 1:ha ha ha
Guy 2: OMG THERE HE IS!
Patrick: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

by Scifi March 19, 2018

Patrick Stump

the most FEDORABLE dude on teh planit.

me: hey have you heard about that Patrick Stump He's so cool!

fren : yea he's F E D O R A B L E

by Ya Boi SkinnyPenis January 5, 2019