pasta-monster

A large splash of bloody cum onto a girls face. Usually givin after inserting a rod into the penis.

Last night i pwned you mom with a pasta-monster. The pain was worth it!

I got aids from a pasta-monster.

by el asno 90210 April 03, 2007

Pasta Pockets

a disease that causes you to look like an elf and stick massive amounts of pasta down your coat pocket

Nick: yo why do you have your hands in your pockets?
Pasta Pockets: Shut up I said no AHH comments
Nick: Yo man you got fucking pasta in your damn pockets
Pasta Pockets: Shut up AHH

by Senor Merk May 14, 2008

pasta salad

Performing analingus on a partner with tapeworm.

Sally hates Billy so much that when she got tapeworm she tricked him into eating her pasta salad.

by kittenHolocaust August 16, 2005

Pasta-Fart

You know that one kid in the back of the classroom who never says anything to anybody but he's always mumbling complaints to himself about who knows what?
That kid, is a pasta fart...

"Hey sally, did you see what the 7th period pasta-fart was wearing today?"

by ;oawnvw[iorkmlba May 13, 2015

Pasta-tution.

When hot girls serve you pasta, it's known as pasta-tution.

If Olive Garden and Hooters ever merged, the new location would be called House of Pasta-tution.

by JiggyRick January 08, 2017

Pasta Dinner

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

by landynschaffer December 21, 2017

big pasta

The fat friend in a group of friends that has a lot of girlfriends but no real girlfriend. Usually because he is gay or not considered a sexual option.

"man how does he always end up talking to the girl he's fat and not attractive at all"

"it's all good, he's not getting any he's the big pasta"

by OnlyInTheTub November 19, 2009