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Kindness panic

The awkward interaction between two excessively polite people faced with a choice. Regularly occurring in doorways, hallways, at dinner parties and occasionally on the road; it may appear as temporary paralysis, poor decision making and jerky dancing.
She held the door for him as he, in a classic case of kindness panic, held out his hand and said "After you."

On being offered the last canapé, two women overcome with kindness panic, created a terrible mess by splitting the morsel in half saying, "Let's share!"
by yeahsnagyeah December 1, 2013
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Parking Lot Panic

The moment you realize you forgot where you parked your car in a full lot and you panic. Often happens at shopping malls, after concerts, or after long travel trips. This is magnified at airport economy lots where you have no friggin' idea where your car is parked in lot of thousands of cars.
I got back from the two week travel and had total Parking Lot Panic on the shuttle. I wandered the economy lot for over an hour dragging all my luggage looking for my car.
by Steve T in Sacramento February 15, 2010
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Panic Buying

Usually around seasonal times, bank holidays etc, people tend to buy more food products than they need even though the supermarkets will only be closed for 1-2 days.
wife - 'i must have that last tin of baked beans'
husband - 'its xmas darling when will we need baked beans? we dont want to be seen to be panic buying'
wife - 'the shops will be shut who knows?? grab it, its the last 1'
husband - argghhhhhhh!
by fastforward December 21, 2008
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Nazi Panic

The sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a swastika onto the forehead of the beneficiary. This usually makes people of panic when being viewed.
He’s looked like a Nazi so I gave him a Nazi Panic
by bear dance February 14, 2020
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Pandit

A Pandit at a Mandir or Temple holds the ceremonies.

a pandit is a scholar, a teacher, particularly one skilled in Sanskrit and Hindu law, religion, music or philosophy.

a pandit is synonymous to a priest.
"the Hindu Pandit at the Mandir is performing the ceremony"
by yoyoyo1418 May 29, 2009
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DON'T PANIC

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004
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panic fuck

the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents
shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!
by metro anthony November 2, 2005
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