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Pandammit

The situation the world is currently (2020) living in. The feeling of hopelessness due to the immense stupidity of others not following social distancing and proper practices.
by Vickthechick June 15, 2020
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Star Panda

a really unintelligent and grotesque looking girl who is a horrible mother. often times she is a poser and makes a fool of herself in public settings. she is very lazy and irresponsible, and will take all of your money and waste it. beware, as you can smell her stench from miles away.
by chunomitommy January 3, 2011
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Disappearing Panda

when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
My chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!
by Special Ed February 2, 2005
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pandacity

The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a panda.
With utter pandacity he decided she was entirely against him because she wouldn't agree with all of his views.
by Gregory V. Richardson November 30, 2003
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Panda Data

A collection of Porn, generally stored on a PC or optical medium such as CD/DVD.
Businessman: "Hey, I've got a lonely business trip coming up...have you got anything that might keep me entertained?"
Office Youth: "Hell yeah! I've got some panda data that will make you bust a nut!"
by Dan_monkey August 14, 2006
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panda regret

The regret you feel immediately after eating panda express. Either for the calories or the explosive diarrhea you know is coming soon.
Guy: let's get panda!

Girl: Uh... Dude what about the panda regret?

Guy2: just had three servings of orange chicken. I'm having mad panda regret.
by Panda popper December 6, 2013
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Panda Coma

When a person or persons eats so much asian food that they feel overwhelmingly tired and exhausted
"Hey bro you wanna play some basketball soon?"
"Sorry, but I just ate an entire serving of orange chicken and I'm about to fall into a panda coma."
by JurdBrown January 20, 2015
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