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puck you sir

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.
by troymikeull October 23, 2011
mugGet the puck you sirmug.

puck bunny

someone who wants to have sex with Tyson the best goaly in the world...
I would love to be Tysons puck bunny
by stormy February 11, 2004
mugGet the puck bunnymug.

Hockey Puck Nationalism

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020
mugGet the Hockey Puck Nationalismmug.

Hockey Puck In The Droors

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.
Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.
by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009
mugGet the Hockey Puck In The Droorsmug.

go puck yourself

a non-offensive way to tell someone to go away
I'm working, go puck yourself
by durotoye June 5, 2017
mugGet the go puck yourselfmug.

Puck Bowling Fuck

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.
by Mallrats099 February 6, 2009
mugGet the Puck Bowling Fuckmug.

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