shadow pounder

A male of non-African heritage who exclusively pursues sexual relationships with women of African ancestry.

"Who was Mike's new girl again? Lakeisha, really? Another black chick? What a shadow pounder!"

by memes_are_art December 9, 2016

Mouth Pound

An rough, aggressive blow job similar to skull fucking. Usually involves thrusting the penis in and out and forced deep throating and oxygen deprivation. Highly pleasurable.

Sally loves the mouth pound. Im going to pound it as soon as I get home.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014

Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 5, 2005

Poundstretcher

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

by kingmustard January 26, 2005

pound session

Rough and vigorous coitus, often lasting all night and regularly accompanied by the slapping rhymetic sound the thighs make when clashing and thrusting against each other. Typically results in neighbors being well aware of said amorous activity.

"...then we went back to my place for an all-night pound session."

by RI_Beaches2 October 21, 2008