Poogatory

When you needing to go for a poo but it's not coming out.

Not to be confused with constipation.

I want to go to sleep, but I'm stuck in poogatory.

by Connor Robertson April 10, 2021

poobass

Poob-ass

That guy is a real poobass

by Poobass October 29, 2021

Poogasm

An unexpected male ejaculation during a poop.

Often the result of pressure being applied to the prostate from intense pushing, followed by the eventual constipation relief.

Rufus: “Dude, you were in there a long time and you look exhausted, everything OK?”

Doug: “yeah all good now bro, I was really struggling at first but then I just gave it one final push and boom! it must have snagged my G-spot or something on the way out as I had a huge poogasm!

by Madbasha January 20, 2022

Flodgy poocan

A small child with the enitials P.P

Ew that girl is such a flodgy poocan

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

pooba

Acubus' partner; The old greyed master's slave. Pooba is a lost soul that is trapped in the dark seas of nower. Acubus must pass his fear of water, learn to swim, breathe underwater and rescue poor pooba.

you must rescue pooba! he needs you!

by j00l.i.e April 26, 2003

pooaxe

v. to make something fucked up

He totally pooaxed his car.

by TheZed January 13, 2005

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008