alarm poach

when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...

Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach

by the twizzle January 2, 2008

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Poaching

The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"

"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"

by Sinny January 21, 2006

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Poaching

To run a yellow light, knowing full well that it will turn red before you're completely through the intersection

"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"

by king qweef August 5, 2007

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Poach the whiz house

To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase

While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house

by The linguist from Cunna September 29, 2019

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poachinberries

The berry like substance stuck to the cloaca of any small breed dog. This mass of snot, blood, and ass comes from the proteins found in the food of the particular dog.

gross|! he just touched that dogs poachinberries!

by Alex the Schu man Macher December 26, 2007

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