Parsippany, NJ is commonly known as The Second Most Ghetto Town in Morris County. It consists of mostly Asian people and white, racist trophy moms that look like they could be on the next season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. People in Parsippany commonly dress like they’re from the South side of Chicago even though they’re whiter than a piece of printer paper. There are actually almost no black people in this town, in a creepy way. There is a huge split between the two sides of town, namely the schools on either side: CMS and PHS, or Brooklawn and PHHS. I as the writer cannot be biased, but there’s a reason that PHS is a block away from a bagel store.
Person A: Yo, you been to Parsippany lately?
Person B: Naw, there’s no way I would go to that flaming trash dump of a town. I would even rather go to Dover.
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