paperless work

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.

From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.

by bugpower December 15, 2011

paper handcuffs

A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.

A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.

Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!

This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.

by Korwill March 7, 2017

Paper Route Empire

Commonly referred to as “PRE” is the record group with the main members being Young Dolph and Key Glock. Glock still remains in the group, saying he will “ride till he die”. Dolphs involvement with the group came to an abrupt end in 2021 when he was shot getting cookies for his son. Young Dolph was a lyrically gifted genius. In some ways he can be compared to the great works of Mozart and Merle haggard. One of his most inspirational quotes was “don’t play with me play with yo bitch”. Key Glock still remains an active member in the group. In famous words of key Glock “money over bitches”. According to Glock Paper Route Business is all about getting money.

Paper Route Empire it don’t concern you lil nigga

by Rambo1782 January 4, 2023

frankenstein paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for frankenstein paper.

by a kid named tyler who resides in el sobrante, ca August 3, 2007

put paper in the copy machine

Code word for having sex. Especially sex in a school or office environment.

Shelly is about to go put paper in the copy machine with John.

by gussyvanpuglestine September 10, 2014

Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong

Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper

by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020

Corporate Toilet Paper

Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.

Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.

by Lord Viper Scorpion May 20, 2009