Polish Painter

the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.

Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!

Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?

by Snarffy January 14, 2011

Pinterested

When you're too distracted by Pinterest to be bothered by anything else.

"Hey come look at this!" "Nope, too Pinterested."

by xxmicky August 28, 2012

Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Oklahoma Three Pointer

the sport of launching your cum into a girl's open vagina like in basketball, from the standard 23 feet and 9 inches to mimic the NBA three point shot.

Guy: "Last night I asked my friend Alex to ref last night to make sure my foot was behind for my Oklahoma Three Pointer."

Guy 2: "well did you make it?"

Guy: "hell yeah, I hit a Kobe"

by Oklahomathreepointer December 24, 2016

Pinterslut

Someone completely and utterly obsessed with pinterest and PROUD of it!

I spent 4 hours on pinterest yesterday, I've become a complete pinterslut.

by Autumnfirefly August 16, 2014

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Painterly

Painterly said by Moriah Elizabeth is the act of doing something like a professional painter

His painting skills are very painterly

by Rainbows rule September 27, 2020