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Pineapple 

v. To Pineapple

The act of a man ejaculating into a woman's hair, either on purpose or by accident.
After a dry spell, I built up enough pressure to pineapple that slut last night.
Pineapple by Admiral Poppinfresh August 23, 2010

pineapple 

the pineapple is the pseudonym of the worlds best rockabilly dj, Rock and roll 1950s style is pineapple music, music of the genre that has appeared on T.V. shows such as scrapheap challenge in the uk.
the future's rockin', the future's pineapple.
pineapple by pineapple geoff June 19, 2007

pineapple 

someone who claims to be "hard as fuck" but is just a huge softie on the inside. (hard on the outside, mushy on the inside)
i used to be hard as fuck, but this girl turned me into a huge pineapple
pineapple by maddawg0888 April 9, 2011

Pineapple 

A word used in a public place, such as work place which deals with customers. The word is said loudly enough in response to seeing/serving a hot guy so your co workers can hear you and then go on to check him out. This word is used because while it is random, it is still less obvious than just saying 'that guy's hot'.
*employee serving a line of customers, when a hot guy proceeds to counter*

Me: Hey, how can I help you today?
Him: Hi, could I please grab a ____?
Me: Sure thing.
Me (loud enough for co workers to hear, while at same glancing at co worker as not to look at customer directly): Pineapple??
Coworker: Pineapple!!

Pineapple 

"I just had a bowl of pineapple."

"Hey guys, I just bought some pineapple. Want to share?"

Or simply, "Pineapple :)"
Pineapple by pandabear112 September 24, 2011

Pineapple 

That pineapple just stole my iphone. He's from Hempstead, NY
Pineapple by candiman87 December 6, 2011