a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"
Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means
by Blondie July 16, 2004
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Peacock Anus

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019
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Moral peacock

Morally lazy people who strut with great pomp but don’t bother to help their neighbor, their community, their city because that actually requires work, not just conspicuously condemning people on social media who have different opinions. - Bo Winegard
By crowing about social justice, but never landing a hand to help this in need otherwise, Mark showed want a moral peacock he is.
by Anonymous99⁹999 September 08, 2020
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wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 03, 2019
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purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America
Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it
by fat chink December 18, 2019
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Peacocked

When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.

A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.
by GoodEveningEevee December 16, 2021
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