hit two peacocks with one ruby

a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"

Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means

by Blondie July 16, 2004

let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber July 12, 2017

Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.

by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022

Peacock

an awkward way to respond to a text that you don’t know how to respond to. Can include information reports and emojis.

Anyone who uses this is special, thank you and goodnight everybody.

“Hey I think I love you”

-insert peacock on wikipedia here-

by Stars and Moons March 24, 2021

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

Peacock blocked

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.

Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.

by Lawbster September 11, 2022

Maddie Peacock

“Maddie Peacock?” he said “the coloniser and war criminal of the 17 hundreds who mass murdered and enslaved madagascar and most of south africa ?”

“Yes, Maddie Peacock the third”

by absolutrastaman August 26, 2022