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a big bitch with huge titties and his phone is always dry
" Parker lost in fantasy this week because he's a hoe!"
Parker by silasmanning7 September 25, 2019
Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!
Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?
Parker by Maddie1833 October 20, 2019
The hottest man you'll ever meet, he's kind, caring, and really good at football. He's really athletic and knows how to partayy. He might be named after Spiderman.
Daria: wow is that Parker he's so hot
Nicole: Yeah, HE IS MINE BACK OFF.
Daria: Sorry if you want you can fuck him
Parker by DariaLovesParker October 30, 2019
Parker will be one of the most cocky, funniest, caring, cute person you will know. He will try to help if you aren't doing okay, he'll make you feel emotional, but most of all, he'll make you feel like you are someone in this world😊 So suggest you find a guy named Parker and make him your bestfriend before life for you gets sucky again! Hurry, go find a Parker now😌
Parker: hi
You: Hi
Parker: what's up
You: Being sad
Parker: Why are you sad?
You: Idk
Parker: Wanna talk
You: Yeah

*talks for a little to help*
Parker by Rhianna Jade November 1, 2019
A guy who uses girls for their popularity.A guy who has a different girlfriend every 5 seconds.UGLY af.
Person #1:Ew look it’s “Parker”
Person#2:He’s the one with 10 girlfriends right?
Person#1:Yup.
Parker by GnoobePlayer1234 November 3, 2019
Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”
Parker by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019