oonie

1. weird or wack

2. bellybutton

1. bro that guy is actually totally oonie

2. did you know you used to eat using your oonie in the womb?

by Scriffyinajiffy September 15, 2023

sharpie owned

1 when someone falls asleep at a party, everyone pulls out their sharpies and writes all over them.

2 one of the most annoying things that can happen(can take hours to clean off all that ink)

That guy from Garden State was completely sharpie owned.

by Klytze March 29, 2008

doglike owner

Someone who looks like their own pet dog.

Hey Charlie did you meet our new neighbor shes a total doglike owner.

by jahovazwitniss October 28, 2010

boner owner

To be turned on by something.

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.

by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

maui owie

A form of sexual torment wherein the victim receives an erotic massage with the tip of a pineapple—but is never is able to achieve orgasm.

Yo bro, how'd it go last night? She gave me the Maui Owie, bro—the blue balls are fucking killing me, bro.

by Mr_H March 11, 2017

state-owned goods

Goods that are owned by the state such as utensils, cups, plates, etc. These things are loaned out to the people and if any of such things break or get lost you have to pay a hefty price.

The state-owned goods are part of the state's attempts to control and fine the people.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 7, 2017

Server Ownership

When a fat fucking oaf decides to punish people for nothing simply because he can.

I'm handing over server ownership to that fat oaf over there so he can ban everyone.

by Fractured June 12, 2018