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Beef oven 

Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ
can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)

2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?

3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven

bung oven 

a sleeping bag filled with hot methane that has been exhaled from ones anus
Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"

Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
bung oven by cornfritter October 21, 2010

Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven 

A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.
Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.

Easy Bake Oven 

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
Easy Bake Oven by mitdoss June 26, 2008

Heated Oven 

A vaginal or anal cavity that has been slathered with a self-warming, lubricating jelly in advance of sexual play involving penetration.
After giving her undercarriage a nice warm wash in the shower, Carla made her final preparations in advance of her boyfriend's arrival home by slathering up her oring with dollop of warming gel. By the time her boyfriend got him, she had a nice heated oven ready for a good old fashioned anal plundering.
Heated Oven by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2015

Self Dutch Oven 

The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.

Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"
Self Dutch Oven by webabunti September 19, 2016