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organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017
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blender

I SOVED MY DICK UP A BLENDER
by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 14, 2022
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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018
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Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.
by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023
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Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.
The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.
by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009
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california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex
Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later
by Jack inoff May 26, 2019
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