october 12

national bite your tall friends ankles day!

short friend: hey! guess what day it is..
tall friend: ..october 12th?
short friend: NATIONAL BITE YOUR TALL FRIENDS AKLES DAY
tall friend: NO NO NO
short friend: gimme dem ankles boi

by anklebiter02 October 9, 2021

October 24

Slap your shortest friend

October 24 slap your shortest friend

by B055KI113R04 October 22, 2019

October 3

National boyfriend day

Aww it’s October 3rd I’m going to post pictures of me and my boyfriend

by Nsndidokska March 3, 2021

October 15

my birthday :)

my fucking birthday celebrate it

person 1: hey its October 15th
person 2: otay so?
person 1: its my fucking birthday
person 2: oh happy birthday i guess
person 1: thank fucking you :D

by scrubby bubbles :) September 30, 2021

October 3

the most beautiful people were born this day and they have an amazing personality.

OMG!! he’s so cute and he treats me so right, thank god he was born October 3.

by i2Baller October 18, 2019

October 1st

The day when companies,(such as Walmart & Hobby Lobby) start putting up Christmas decorations.

"You ready for October 1st?" "Nah, it`s too early"

by Polaroid_Wolf October 26, 2019

October 26th

National do a risky thing day
In this day you try and do something that you’ve never done before because you were afraid

-bro it’s october 26th

-I know, I’m gonna do a risky thing
-like wHaT?
-like asking my crush on a date

by Palomahofi October 22, 2019