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Oval

Someone that dips after attending a school for 6 months and 4 days. Oval is often used as an insult, a very savage one. If someone calls you an oval, your life isn’t officially over and you don’t matter any more. Often confused with the shape, people who don’t understand may take it as a compliment. These people need therapy.
Omg, p4 Alana sucked my toes last night! What an oval.
by GNOWO June 7, 2019
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Ovaltine

A powder mix consisting of egg malt, and countless preservitives. Added to milk, mocha fraps, ice cream, and just about everything to make the world a much tasteir place. Their motto: "More Ovaltine please!".
Anyone who does not like Ovaltine deserves to die.
by Scandinavian 2x4 November 18, 2003
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standard ovation

The standing ovation everybody gives at the end of every performance, from the New York Philharmonic to the 6th grade orchestra concert. A sure sign that your performance was as good as people expected it to be, but nothing to have a conversation about the following week.

The clearest indication that you're getting a standard ovation and not a true standing o is if one person, usually a parent, gets up first, and then the people around them, realizing they might be accused of being less supportive, groan inwardly and stand up. This proceeds in a wave effect throughout the hall.
Another good way to tell you're just getting a standard ovation is that the old people don't stand up, because they don't give a fuck about stroking other people's ego anymore.

Most people are aware of the standard ovation effect, but unfortunately we can't go back to just applauding, because now it's not good enough.

There is no way to tell if you're getting a real ovation, because I don't want people to ruin that too.
Person A: "Woah, you're giving them a standing ovation? I thought they were pretty good but I guess I'd better stand up too!"
Person B: (inwardly) I was just trying to leave...
Person C: "Why aren't you standing? Didn't you like the concert?"
Person D: "Fuck that, I'm not getting up for a standard ovation."
by Foolery October 7, 2010
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Drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office

Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.
by Inappropriate Sense of Humor September 24, 2009
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Ovary Moment

1) A random moment of over-protectiveness, usually observed in women in their late twenties who have not yet started a family.

2) The precise moment in a woman's life when all babies and children become adorable, regardless of fugliness, messiness, and annoyingness.
Alex experienced a severe ovary moment while walking past a daycare centre.
by Hawaiiii October 23, 2009
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Ovary Chop

Similar to the nut chop but used mainly by women. Involves a double hand chopping motion to the hips (similar to the nut chop) but indicating the ovaries.
1. Just for that, Chad, BOOM you get an ovary chop!
2. I told you I was right, ovary chop!
by T-diddy Denver May 26, 2010
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ovar

A chatspeak form of the word 'over'.
Person - I'M OVAR THE MOON!!!
by FlushedToilet April 23, 2011
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