Operation Barbarossa

An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room

Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.

by Covidnazi August 15, 2020

operation iraqi penis

president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)

operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)

by mean while he turned people's attention on catching bin laden March 24, 2004

operation desert storm

slang, shaggin a girl who is dry.

on a beach my m8 was making out with girl and he wanted to take it futher. but she was so dry he couldnt get it up there.
she is a operation desert storm.

by rice November 10, 2004

operation moving shadow

black, darky, nigglet, nigglette, juggalo, and or fan of icp. all coming together to form a moving mass of racism.

A: did you hear about operation moving shadow?

B: yeah i heard they stole three tvs, fried chicken and a watermelon.

option 2.

the kkk decided to eliminate all members of operation moving shadow.

by shemalesrus January 31, 2008

operation blue canary

Used to describe the transfer of goods from one person to another through a 3rd person. When Preforming an Operation Blue Canary means you state the name of the person who the goods must get to the 3rd person who will drop them off. It can be from across the room passing a note, or across the world passing... something...

Guy1: "Hey dude, Operation Blue Canary"

Guy2: "Mmk, Im down, who's the target?"

*Guy1 points at girl with note*

Guy2: "Gotcha."

*Guy2 grabs note from girl and hands it to Guy1*

Guy1: "Thanks Man."

by LimitlessEnigma December 7, 2009

Operation Crayon Storm

An uber secret government project employed by the municipality of Big Nigs. The program is used as a nuclear deterrent used to defend the Municipality from foreign oil mongers and utilizes advanced 'crayon batteries', which hurl volleys of multi coloured death towards invaders. Alternatively: It is slang for colouring kits issued to U.N. soldiers on R & R in the Middle East.

Soldier 1: "Hey man, I got this wicked colour-by-numbers from home. But I just don't have the correct government issue way to colour it."
Soldier 2: "Dude, just use your Operation Crayon Storm colouring kit."
Soldier 1: "Choice mate, choice."

by Chilly_Willy_Destroyyarr October 6, 2011

Operation Slap That Bitch

This is where a bitch/your bitch says or does some crazy shit and you dislike it very strongly so the only thing your thinkin is ima slap this bitch, It's the number one most important mission at the time.

Operation Slap That Bitch
"I came home at 2am last night and my bitch went off says who you been with, where you been and a bunch of other shit, so I thought to myself Operation Slap This Bitch is a green for go and I slapped the fuck out my bitch.... think the lesson sunk in, but I wanted to make sure so I did it again.

by A-Pimp-Named-Slick-Back June 30, 2014