The gal who services you by sticking her cocaine "battered" finger up your ass while simultaneously sucking your cock till you blow load onto her face. She then rapidly wiggles her finger a bit rapidly to leave the coca in your ass and uses the same finger to wipe the cum off her cheeks before she sticking it her mouth with feces, cum and cocaine along for the ride.
Snow Job Nurse caught my load on her chin after putting the coca in my ass with her index digit. She then plucked her finger from my hole to squeegee off her lower face before sampling the taste of freshly deposited powder over a really shitty base.
by Lover of nurses! August 29, 2013
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A cocktail served in the nursing home spirit. I measure of vodka and one can of boost.
Blond RN: Hon, you didn't drink your boost as yet?

Nursing home resident: How about spicing it up with some vodka, Barbie girl?

Blond RN: You mean a Nursing Home Mudslide? Sure, would you like that frozen or on the rocks?
by Rosi Faulds October 21, 2009
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A professional who worked through school as a registered nurse, spent exponentially more time with patients than an ivy league prepped medical doctor fresh out of residency, coordinates care better than experienced physicians, knows what happens after a referral is sent, works directly with insurance companies, practices holistic care, still cares about the patients they see, and at a fraction of the cost of a burnt out physician. Like, by a lot. Want less expensive healthcare? go nurse practitioner.
America: "Man, these costs are astronomical!" Shouldn't it be less expensive to provide primary, specialty, non-surgical, preventive care to a larger population?"

Nurse Practitioner: "Yes."

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Physician: "Screw rural healthcare, I'm movin to the city!"

Nurse Practitioner: "See ya!"
by Private Practicality February 27, 2020
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Professionals ‚ first and foremost. In World War II, Registered Nurses were scarce and the demand for nursing care was high. The Practical Nurse came into existence in 1938 to meet the increasing demand for bedside nursing care. Today, the profession has existed for over 60 years and RPNs are recognized as valuable members of the health care team.

RPNs are health care professionals. They combine nursing skill, knowledge and judgment with a caring attitude and personal touch. They provide, assist and educate clients with their activities of daily living which include nutrition, elimination, medication, safety, ambulation and hygiene.

RPNs assess clients' conditions and chart progress. They care for wounds, change dressings and give medications. They assist clients with health promotion, maintenance and return to health through changing clinical situations. They care for clients as disease progresses and through the palliative stages.

RPNs work anywhere that health care is provided ‚ in hospitals, homes for the aged, nursing homes, retirement homes, public health units, community nursing agencies, clinics, private practice, industry, schools, child care centres, children's camps.

Many RPNs complete post graduate education for critical care skills used in the operating rooms, dialysis, emergency and intensive care. RPN practice can be autonomous and RPNs are valued members of the health care team.
The Registered Practical Nurses' role is becoming much more established in the health care community now that RPNs can give meds, catheterize patients, provide wound care, and basically have the same scope of practice as RNs.
by NurseBetty May 20, 2009
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The unGodly hot temperature they keep set at nursing homes.
If you’re going to Sherri’s parents house, wear your bikini. They keep it nursing home hot.
by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019
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A hardcore pornographic film which was filmed in 1972, but not released until 1976. Monetary disputes between star Hairyballs McCumsontits and director Ferdinand O'Hoolihan delayed the films release by four years. However, within opening weekend it managed to earn back double what it costed to make. To this day it remains a cult classic. In 2006, a 30th anniversary DVD was released by BJ Entertainment.
Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty received an 8.1 on IMDB.com
by Joey Orgler 3 July 28, 2008
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A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the occupation of being an adult wet nurse. That is a woman let's adults suck milk out of her tit.

This is sometimes done among teen MILFs and in some bars you can go in and order a " Milk Mamma" and some woman will come out and let you suck the milk out of her tit.
by Judge dredd7 July 16, 2011
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