Candiceal-virus

The virus of candiceal can be spread across seperate multiverses, it is the strongest virus mankind has ever known. No man can stand this virus, even a god can't. This is why candiceal is cursed!

Scientists have found the cure to the Candiceal-virus, the nutsack of candice lies in the core. You must eat it to regain life.

by JoeCandiceNuts March 5, 2022

Memz Virus

A virus/Trojan that enhances your computer, then destroys it.

The memz virus destroyed my computer

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

T.P. Virus

The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus

Me:Remember back in 2020 when we freaked out about the t.p. virus?
You: yeah..... i about died.....

by Frickstar March 16, 2020

kluge virus

a virus that effects the spelling of an individual

person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS

by Asswhooper69 September 3, 2021

The Fezi Virus

The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.

Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.

by bobo122 November 22, 2019

coronafeit virus

The disease where a bored worker claims to feel sick and feverish despite appearing healthy. This person suggests it would be better for everyone if he or she just went home for the next 10 weeks. Derived from "counterfeit"

Jake, that little SOB, went home. He claimed he was sick, but I think it was just a case of the coronafeit virus.

by York10000 March 30, 2020

bong virus

A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.

*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"

"A bong virus? What's that"

"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"

by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014