When an elderly man has an orgasam but only a puff of dust comes out. Usually resulting in but not guaranteed puff noise.
John, "Grandpa, is the viagra working out?"
Henry, "Its working great but all I'm getting is nitpuffs."
John, "I'm sorry to hear that."
Henry, "Its working great but all I'm getting is nitpuffs."
John, "I'm sorry to hear that."
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by Bahhhstonian January 27, 2010
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by tuxy August 5, 2009
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Noun
1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.
2.N-Squared
3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared
Verb
1. A type of dirty sexual experience.
2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Noun
1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.
2.N-Squared
3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared
Verb
1. A type of dirty sexual experience.
2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"
Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."
Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."
Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."
"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."
"almost....."
Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."
Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."
Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."
"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."
"almost....."
by ymcaftw September 3, 2010
Get the Nitpat mug.When a person's ass hairs are so tangled and knotted so tightly together, they can't even take a shit!
Matt sat on the toilet to take a shit, but his nitzoo was so knotted up he had to untangle it with his fingers first before he went.
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