Nearlyisms

When someone nearly says a turn of phrase.

When that girl said, "Oh my god, that girl's not even worth the co2," it was one of the funniest nearlyisms I'd heard all night

Dude, I really hate people that always act all p.r. and stuff

That running back can stop on a time and he's off to the races

by Beadsis September 22, 2010

neartard

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.

"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Negar Mahboobi

The most beautiful girl in the world.
Everyone loves her😍♥️♥️♥️

Negar Mahboobi is a beautiful cat.😻
Negar Mahboobi is the reason of everything that I do

by HBD😍 August 18, 2018

neard

A neckbeard

Let me touch your neard honey

by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

nefarious muppet

An evil muppet possessed by the spirit of the devil that goes on a rampage attempting to kill all good muppets and their creator, GOD.

"Stop trying to kill me you nefarious muppet!"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009