Nerd

A short guy who tells the precise truth about his height.
You're about 5'8", right?
Oh, no I'm 5 foot 7 and seven eighths
by Anonymous August 01, 2003
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A boy or girl in the adolescent stage where their IQ is high and their social level low. They often refuse to conform, have many geek friends and are strong in numbers (beware!)
They are very underappreciated and are the leading buyers of pocket protectors nationwide.
The cheerleader's fall:
Mary Jane: "What's that large black line on the horizon beyond the football feild?"
Sally Sue: "Oh dear Mary Jane! We don't have time to throw up today! there is a flock of nerds in a large group seeking revenge! Beware!"
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Higher breed of dork, generally in a better tax bracket.
Nerds works for Sun Micro.

Dorks beat off in their mother's basement while the laundry machine is going loud enough that she will never hear.
by JC February 18, 2004
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NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)
He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us
by Evan November 24, 2003
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A person who fills the sterotypes generally surrounding one knowledgeable about computers (considers video games a way of life, watches sci-fi etc.) but does not necessarily have that knowledge. A nerd is always a social reject. The term nerd differs from geek in that a geek has knowledge regarding computing or other cutting edge technology, but is not necessarily a social reject. A geek may prefer to communicate over the internet (not making them a social reject - infact they often have more contact with their friends than other groups), while a nerd has difficulty in forming any friends or communicating in a social way atall. Geeks are often (unfairly) confused with nerds.

If you feel nerds are in some way better than geeks just think: how many people have you heard admitting to being a geek? now compare this to the number of people declaring themselves nerds.

Oh - I agree that yes, Mr. Gates is a nerd. Have any or you promoting nerds ever heard of an operating system called 'Linux'? I think you'll find its generally more reliable, secure and controllable than windows - particularly the more recent versions (2K and XP). It does however require a higher degree of intellect to operate successfully than windows, which I feel furthers my point.

There is such a thing as an aspiring geek, who, though lacking the intellectual prowess of geeks in general, realise that there is more to computers than writing word documents and playing games. Often these aspiring geeks will develop into a full geek.
'I'm a geek' - said with pride
'He's a nerd' - used in an insulting manner
'I'm a nerd' - when have you ever heard this used?!
by Gertrude Hatter February 07, 2005
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a guy that would rather do homework than make out with his girlfriend.
Sorry, i cant see you today because i have an essay to write and im a NERD.
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An individual who has tendencies to become obsessive about their interest and Hobbies. Nerd will usually become obsessed with certain genres, TV shows, films, books, video games, or technology and will involve them/it in as much of their lives as they can, even using obscure references to their interests in conversation.

They will re-watch episodes and movies and re-read books multiple times and follow the series closely. They will buy all the related merchandise, often collecting and keeping it in mint-condition. They will attend conventions, commonly while dress as their favourite characters.

There is a social stigma towards nerds, particularly in schools. Since nerds tend to obsess over particular things, usually things that are unpopular, they will often go unaware of current popular trends and are view by others to be uncool for their alternative interests.

Nerds are commonly viewed as very intelligent due to their hunger for information.
"That Dexter is such a nerd. He's always talking about star wars and other sci-fi stuff."
"I here he also goes to conventions all the time and will dress up as characters from movies"
"What a Nerd"
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