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Neil Gaiman 

Neil Gaiman is an awful man who made me cry and I will never forgive him for what he did with season 2 of good omens.
Neil Gaiman has too much power over my emotions. I miss those little gay men.
Neil Gaiman by Dyslexic.eevee September 9, 2023

neil peart

One of the few Drum Gods, alog with artists such as Budy Rich and Steve Gadd. When Neil isn't creating amazing, innovative, musical and truely original drum solos, he can usually be found beating up Travis Barker for fun.
Neil Peart's drum solo 'O Basteria' is the greatest existing example of drumming. Other Peart solos include 'Der Trommler' and 'The Rhythm Method'.
neil peart by Vannaroth July 30, 2008

Neil Patrick Harris 

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.
"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."
Neil Patrick Harris by Risown January 28, 2009

Neil Mitchell 

Head boy of The Gordon Schools, 2010-2011.
Thats Neil Mitchell, Head Boy. He went to Space School!
Neil Mitchell by Jenmin July 24, 2010

neil goldman 

the nerd from family guy who has a lisp, who has a big crush on meg griffin.
hey meg i think your super sexy, hot stuff ooh lala!!
neil goldman by eleni October 10, 2006

Neil Young Sideburns

Overflow of pubic hair sticking out of the sides of a woman's panties.
Dude, she needed a trim so bad, it looked like Neil Young Sideburns peeking out of her pants!
Neil Young Sideburns by ClamRider November 30, 2007