nasal sex

originally developed in neolithic times, nasal sex did not come into popularity until the recnet body modification craze whereas people were more inclined to enlarge various cavities of their bodies.
the penis is inserted into the nose, and thrusted until one's thick hot jizm spews onto the receiver's brains, known as getting some "hot brains". typically those of african, italian and/or jewish descent are popular within the nasally sexual set.

"i fucked her ass then got the hottest brains until the shit came out of her eyeballs, yo!"

by XephonTiNemal August 28, 2004

nasal spray

When having oral sex with a girl and you cum up each of her nostrils thus giving the effect of nasal spray. Usually enraging the girl and making her snort it straight back out.

Bryce:Yeah i so gave Brittnee a nasal spray last night, she was so pissed.
Josh:Sick, you should seek help man.

by jay-jay johnson March 26, 2008

nasal masturbation

Visiting a bath and body store just to smell all the products.

"The stuff at that bath shop is so expensive, I just go there for some good nasal masturbation."

by omgnakedpeople February 20, 2008

butt napalm

The shit that one takes after eating hot buffalo wings. It is characterized by the burning sensation within one's anus. The butt napalm is caused by the heat of the sauce being retained through the system and causing a similar heat sting as experienced when initially ingesting the wing. The only relief for this sensation is by completing the shit, and wiping thoroughly to clear the butt of said napalm.

Man, those Caribbean Jerk wings were awesome, too bad I'm gonna have butt napalm later.

by Glazzy November 19, 2006

nazalynn

The most creative, unique, pretty, cool, and smartest person I have ever met. She has the most prettiest smile and hair. She real chill but also real cool.

Nazalynn came over and said wassup with her pretty smile.

by Ja’Cobi Myers February 20, 2018

nabaloubybouyakaier

if you can pronouce this word your penis is the size of a wallnut

im not reading it

nabaloubybouyakaier

by sarault000000000 December 15, 2010

Nasal Typing

When you type with your nose. A way to really slowly type for no reason. You usually make heaps of typos.

this sentence has been nasal typed - me

Sob uhas rthyisn onhe - everyone else

The two ranks of Nasal Typing

by I wrote this with my nose. May 10, 2011