shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

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Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

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pee myself

when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it's a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.

liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?

sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!

by LIFEisBEAUTIFUL May 14, 2009

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Pack Myself

pack myself..is to shove a foreign object into your own orafice

The art of packing oneself involves precision, carefully executed technique, and an extrodinary amount of lubricative substance.

Sentence: I am packing myself right now

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I plan to pack myself tonight!

by Mink Scarf June 16, 2011

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flatter myself

1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.

2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.

3.) A smugness

Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."

Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!

by The Macho King May 23, 2012

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