I hate my life

Common phrase used by females to express discontent in a current situation. These females are often the ones who use the phrase "can you not?"

"I hate my life" is usually meant to be a speech filler; it holds no significant value to a conversation or situation. It is probable that the female is trying to seek attention after mis-performing or failing some task, however, little sympathy is provided by the surrounding population.

Some proper responses to the phrase are the following: "Aww," "Uh oh," and "What happened?" It is disrespectful to reply with the following: "I hate your life, too," "Hahaha, you suck," and "Oh, you fail."

Steph cannot open the file in Photoshop
Steph: Ahh, I hate my life.

Joanne loses in Tetris
Joanne: Oh my god... I hate my life...

by 881 January 23, 2006

my [life]

an endless spiral of memes

my life

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

my life

sadness lots and lots of sadness

my life= lots and lots of sadness
person 1: hey hows life
person 2: sadness lots and lots of sadness
person 1: cool!

by hingadowshow December 4, 2018

Exit my life

Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.

You can exit my life now.

by Kool Boo February 15, 2015

What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.

I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

by Da Milkman July 1, 2009

I Hate My Life

Used to describe how crummy one is feeling, usually in a shitty circumstance or after you have a terrible day. Not used in serious terms, no need to worry if a friend says this unless it sounds like they are genuinely depressed.

*trips in the hallway at school, everyone sees, lies and the floor*
you: I hate my life...

by real-life-potato August 4, 2016