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Mutual Masturbation

What you and your girlfriend did as kids when you took a pledge to the church, and then told your pastor you've never had sex with each other. Cause technically you didn't.
When kim and david were on the bed at night watching TV, they got horny. But they remembered their pledges. So they just took of their pants and underwear and had mutual masturbation then told their pastor they've never had sex.
by Raw Doggy April 7, 2010
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Nigga

A person (specifically Black, but can be Hispanic, or Asian) that knows martial arts of some kind and is between the ages of 13-19. He also has to be someone who usually is: clever, quick,(not literately a "Mutant")has done some "off-tha-wall" shit, somewhat secretive, chills in dark urban areas,(such as a back alley or in the depths of the ghetto) and basically, a bad ass, yet a cool enough person to hang with.
That dude just drop-kicked that cop in tha faze while taking the gun from hiz holster, turned and elbowed one cop that ran up, THEN ducked-n-rolled under tha last cop's leg, shot him and FRONT FLIPPED over tha squad car and dashed 2 his hideout with tha money!
---That's ninja nigga shit!---
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
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Mutard

A person who posseses the defining characteristics of both a mutant and a retard.
A person of little social credibility.
Child - Mum, why is tha man drooling?

Mother - It's rude to stare, he is a mutard, he can't help it.
by Child of the Monkey Basket August 17, 2003
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crazy like mutha fucka hanzo

Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.
Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.
by Oddjob6025 April 21, 2005
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Mutual

Having a wank with a friend or group of friends.
Just off for a mutual with Ben.
by Rich Irvine May 1, 2008
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mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
by Al October 12, 2003
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mutaytor

The L.A. based Performing Arts Group with Fire Spinners, featuring over 50 thundering drums, pyrotechnics, aerial performers, hi-tech, laser projections and visuals.
"Mutaytion...because evolution takes too long"
I just saw Mutaytor at XaraDulzura their show was unbelievable.
by joe123456789anonymous May 23, 2005
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