Milk Mustache

When dogs reach the certain old age and start having white hair on their face.

Your dog is very cute! i can see he has some milk mustache

by Foxicc_the420 March 26, 2020

army mustache

a mustache that young privates wear proudly that doesnt even grow in evenly

Nice army mustache but you need to shave it off the spots are distracting me.

by iamawesome12345678910111213 January 25, 2012

Triangle Mustache

Crispy fresh mustache that looks like perfect triangles on both sides of the G's face.

Ole boy got a nice Triangle Mustache. He must've got that somewhere else because you can't even get that done out here.

by Terry Bad Ice November 17, 2018

Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.

Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!

by Touchdown My Pants November 05, 2014

mustache struck

The feeling that you are looking at something truly awesome when you see FoxTrotBox walk in.

As he walked in i was Mustache struck as his beautiful mustache waved in the wind

by Ragnarok22121 July 16, 2020

snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.

Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!

by October 06, 2014

pube mustache

When a nigga whom'st is prepubescent gathers a less the favour sum set of facial hait

'Eww Daniel has a pube mustache'

'Ikr its disgusting'

by Friendly nigga whipper 227 January 24, 2018