Pearl Muslim

A pearl muslim is when a man repeatedly ejaculates on a woman so many times that the only part of her body not covered with semen is her face (the jiz acts like a hijab, the typical wear for Muslim women where only her face is viewable). "Hijab" translates to "curtain" so this may also be referred to as Pearl Curtain.

Sean: Wow, I came so much last night I gave that girl a Pearl Muslim.

Gracie: That's gross!

by 1880sCouch April 4, 2010

Muslim

One who sincerely embraces the religion of Islam and is free from hypocrisy. A Muslim tries to worship God by following the teachings He has revealed to all of mankind, and worships Him. There are nearly 1.2 billion Muslims in the world today. They are of all different racial and ethnic backgrounds including Arab, Asian, African, African-American, and Caucasian.

Also..Muslims respect and revere Jesus. They consider him one of the greatest of God's prophets and messengers to humankind. A Muslim never refers to him simply as "Jesus", but always adds the phrase "upon him be peace."

The Qur'an confirms his virgin birth, and a special surah of the Qur'an is entitled "Mary." The Qur'an describes the Annunciation as follows:

by Jaanisar Khan July 31, 2004

Muslim

A Muslim is a believer of the religion of islam
Muslims are commonly discriminated as terrorists and bombers, yet the Islamic community do not associate themselves with Bin Laden or 9/11.

Any one who commits a crime as severe as terrorism is considered out of the Milah, or way of Islam(no longer a Muslim)

by EgGeuua January 13, 2020

muslim bookmark

A Muslim bookmark is a piece of paper that is used by Muslim people to mark pages of books so that they can refer back to those pages in the future.

ALI: Yo, how's it going Bill, wanna check out my book?

BILL: What are all of these pieces of paper inside the book?

ALI: They're MUSLIM BOOKMARKS that help me mark pages...

by JV8immy January 18, 2010

Muslim Pilot

A red flag that that the plane you are about to board is doomed. If you see that your pilot has a towel on his head, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE! Unless you want some crazy nutjob with a beard pointing a gun at you.

Pilot: "Hello this is your capitan speaking,my name is Ahmed and we should be arriving to New York City in about 4 hours."

Good American: "Everyone get off the plane! A muslim pilot"

Good American #2: "Oh shit! Hey, let's tie up that Raghead!

Pilot:"JIHAD"!!!!!!!

-After everone is evacuated,the Pilot is wrrested and sent to Guantanamo Bay where he will enjoy all the cockmeat Sanwiches he can eat.

by Islamophobia July 25, 2009

Muslim

21% of the world's population.

Ali is a Muslim.

If 21% of the world's population were terrorists, we'd all be more fucked than we are right now.

by fambera February 28, 2010

Muslim Burial

The above definition is right except in one point: Women ARE allowed to go to Muslim Burials. However, Wahhabis (the extremist sect) are the only ones who don't let women go to graveyards/burials.

1) Zulfiqar: Salam Fatimah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?

Fatimah: No because the Wahhabis won't let me.

2) Zulfiqar: Salam, Khadijah. Did you attend the funeral prayer of the Muslim Burial?

Khadijah: Yes because I'm not Wahhabi.

by ShiaMuslim February 21, 2007