forbidden mushroom

Another name for a penis.

Jenna: I heard Dez found jareds forbidden mushroom last night.

by AutisticRetard8==D November 9, 2020

Velvet Mushroom

The smooth skin area remaining after the application of a mushroom tattoo.

GuyA: Richie has a velvet mushroom
GuyB: I know, Hynam gave it too him

by AcuteAngle January 2, 2010

Mushroom Head

The head of the penis. Usually purple

"I have I massive Mushroom head at the tip of my cock"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Mushroom Roulette

A game where you go into a forest and eat the mushrooms you find, without knowing if its poisonous or not.

You either live, die, or have a good time

"Wanna play mushroom roulette with me?"

"Whats that?"

"Its like Russian Roulette, but you replace the gun with a mushroom"

"That sounds like a horrible fucking idea"

by urlocalweirdo November 5, 2020

Mushroom cup

When a man has an inverted dick tip where the cum pools inside it; also known as the holy grail

“Wow, I have my husband a bj last night and drank it from his mushroom cup!”

by Mushroom lover November 9, 2017

Mushroom Child

A child that’s never allowed to go outside

Son: “Why don’t you ever see those kids playing?”
Mother: “must be a mushroom child

by Psycho_Duck13 May 28, 2018

Mushroom Scrubber

One who exclusively concerns themself with details and/or topics of little significance.

Good luck getting anything worthwhile outta that guy; he’s a real mushroom scrubber.

by Bowling for Burgers December 11, 2018