The Murph

verb, Pronoun, -A sexual move involving the female ass and vagina in the air. The Murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. The thumb is used to stick in the anus, the index and middle fingers penetrate the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the clitoris. While simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts cum all over herself or the man's chest. Any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).

You should have seen the look of pleasure on her face, when I pulled The Murph.

by That Guy!!! October 7, 2008

murphy's law

Definition: If anything can skrew you over, it will.

ex, my computer shut off a moment before I saved all my work.

by Erin August 29, 2004

Murphboat

A generic dance done mostly at a night club or bars when you can't relate to the music playing, or feel awkward doing so. Mostly done to upbeat music, the "murphboat" involves the arms and hands raised above the head pushing out in a swimming-type motion as you bounce to the beat of the song with the rest of your body.

Ducky: "Mike, what kind of dance is that??"
Mike: "It's the murphboat! Do the murphboat!"

by Edwin "Ducky" Schlager September 21, 2009

murphy lee

A finass talented brotha from st. louis. All this lil bitches that want to talk about him are some fuckin' lames. These lames don't know music and they need to shut the fuck up.

by sky August 20, 2003

Dirty Murphy

A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.

Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.

Later

Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.

by TheDirtyMurphy January 24, 2011

Ralph and Murphy

A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.

Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.

How is ralph doing in school nowadays?

by Josh April 11, 2005

MURPHANT

Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney

that cunt is so small, must be murphant

by MURPHANT October 27, 2019