Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020
by Harvey Sporter January 25, 2008
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"
"You're murdering the rainbow."
"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 25, 2013
A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.
Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."
Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"
Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"
by Jessica Potgieter August 19, 2016
When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 18, 2011
by Almightytrae March 11, 2018
1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.
3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you
4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon
5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass
stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine
(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!
by fuckov March 05, 2008