Murder prank

A trick that is taken way to far, but then treated in light hearted manner when the matter is addressed.

Person 1: "Oh, I am sorry that I crashed your car. It was just a prank."

Person 2:"Yes, a murder prank!"

by Jessica Potgieter August 19, 2016

murder car

A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.

Nick: Do you want to pack a bowl?
Steve: We're out of weed.
Nick: Time to call the murder car.

by goodprop April 06, 2011

Murder Jerking

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

by x BILKO x September 07, 2016

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite May 10, 2018

post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.

Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/

by Midnight Manatee August 18, 2011

Murder worth

A slang for Fort Worth Texas because of the high rate of violence and homicide in recent years.

I’m from murder worth Texas

by Almightytrae March 11, 2018

murder machine

1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass

2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.

3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you

4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon

5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass

stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine

yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine

(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!

by fuckov March 05, 2008