(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019
Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet
by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 21, 2019
by valerieC December 14, 2012
Not to be confused with "Muppet necking", where an individual uses a muppet to simulate a soft velvety blowjob. Muppet fisting is where a person usually with extensive hands and arms. Fists, their partner, who in this case is usually on the smaller side, past their wrist and then, taking advantage of the size difference, uses their arm strength to lift their partner in the air. Impaling them on their fist in a way that's reminiscent of a person operating a muppet.
"Holy shit, did you hear what happened to July at the afterparty?" "Yeah, man Viola from the basketball team was Muppet fisting her in the living room in front of everybody; guess she became the MVP's trophy at that point"
by Curare the defenestrator December 12, 2022
A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 April 06, 2014
by Thebundys April 19, 2023
by CptSpaceManatee November 04, 2023