The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...
by Twattie April 22, 2009
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I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer
by evyatron March 21, 2011
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A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.
Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water
And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.
Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!
Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!
Andrew: : /
by Former flasker with experience August 20, 2011
Get the Mustache flask mug.A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."
or
"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
or
"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012
Get the Mustache Tone mug.To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
Often secretly motivated by envy.
God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.
My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!
by Catemonster August 2, 2012
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Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 20, 2017
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who is a professional connoisseur of
Izuku Midoriya from the popular animated franchise My hero academia
who is a professional connoisseur of
Izuku Midoriya from the popular animated franchise My hero academia
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