Alanis Morissette

The greatest female singer ever!!!

I like the way Alanis morissette plays the harmonica and sings.

by 3plus3equal6 August 7, 2007

Jamie Morris

Fat head acts like he Shot someone Thinks his dad is L Chapo goes out with his dad tries to pull Amelia and is obsessed with Her ass also big time noncer thinks he’s a gangster

Jamie Morris stop Pretending to drop your pen

Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs

by Willy vinallly January 14, 2020

Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison is a god amoung men when it comes to singing and poetry. The lyrics to his songs preformed by some of the greatest musicians ever. Robby Kreiger, Ray Manzerek, and John Densmore. Jims powerful voice, genius poetry, and blatant deliquancy made him what he is known as now: one of the greatest rock singers the world has ever known. Unfortunatley, he died in 1971 in Paris from a heart attack. However, there has been some contraversy over wether Jim is alive or not. The only person who knew for sure was his girlfriend Pamela, who was with him when he died. Although, she took the secret to her grave when she died 3 years after Jim. We salute you, Mr. Mojo Risin.

Jim Morrison once said, "Hello, I am Jim Morrison of the Doors, shooting speed ain't cool, so snort it." I'd say that about sums up most of his lifetime.

by k bokes January 6, 2010

Morristown High School

The public high school in Morristown, New Jersey housing students from Morris Plains, Morris Township, Morristown and Convent Station. Upon entering Morristown High the ratio of douchebag to oxygen particles is nearly 3:1 as they swagger the halls in their new Ralph Lauren polo, pleated khakis, bright short shorts, boat shoes, mid calves and vineyard vines accesories. The mhs douchebag goes hand in hand with try hard as they leave gym class kickball drenched in sweat because thats how they relieve all of their stress they have from the fact they dont attend prep schools like Delbarton and Seton Hall. Binge drinking is also a popular stress reliever for the mhs douchebag with hopes of getting a female douchebag wasted enough to eat her out in her parents bedroom. Although the mhs douchebag maintains a high gpa and has diverse extracurricular activities, intelligence and actual skills are little to none. The other two tenths of mhs consist of teachers who fret over pointless subjects as well as some who just dont give a fuck, newly imigrated spanish kids, stoners, ghetto kids, and of course the yogurts.

Ex 1:

Kid 1: im shadowing at morristown high school tomorrow!

Kid 2: you better wear your short shorts, polo, mid calves and boat shoes or the yogurts might mistake you for one of them

Ex 2:

Mhs douchebag 1: do you like my new raybans hanging from my vineyard vines lanyerd?

Mhs douchebag 2: hell yeah they compliment your high socks with boat shoes

Both: were fucking bros

by oliver is so davo April 30, 2013

Morrissey

Someone that is being socially reclusive or wallflower-like in a very social space, like a bar or a club. They may have a somewhat saddened look on their face.

Hey Eddie, where'd your girlfriend go?

Oh, she's being such a Morrissey and is listening to her headphones in the corner.

by sheroo March 22, 2011

Zack Morris phone

Refers to the Motorola Dynatac 8000X cellular phone. The enormous, gray, brick-sized phone was popularized by the character Zack Morris in Saved by the Bell. This was the first cellular phone to receive FCC acceptance in 1983. DYNATAC is an acronym for "Dynamic Adaptive Total Area Coverage."

I'd give my left nut to rock a huge-ass Zack Morris phone. Let's hit up ebay!

by Bradk82 April 28, 2008

Dick Morris

Clintons former speech writer, also conservative nut job. Really has had it out for clinton ever since he was fired by clinton, after being found with a hooker. 2 years later clinton would be found in a similar position

Oh and his name basicly explains what he is.

Man Dick Morris must really have it in for clinton. Well we all want to hurt our ex boss.

by Jon Opium October 7, 2006