moofism

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005

moonie

v. moonie, moonies

also known simply as a moon, the action of baring one's buttocks to all and sundry. a more offensive alternative to 'the birdie'. also known as 'showing the brown-eye'.

"the young whipper-snapper emerged from the bush, moonied at the old lady and ran off, leaving her with a look of shock and disgust on her face."

by Andrew Duffy February 12, 2004

Montana Moonshine

When a guy and girl are having sex and when the guy is done he proceeds to adorn her face with man cheese(jizz). Then, since men have to pee after sex, the guy pees on her face and the girl opens her mouth and gargles the solution of golden love and man juice.

"Jenny said she needed face wash. So I decided to give her the good old Montana Moonshine."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

mookish

The quality of being as a mook, or The Mook, would be.

"That's some downright mookish behavior, Larlar."

by 150cc May 7, 2004

mooning

thinking of someone you are in love with

"are you still mooning over your man?"

by p12etty July 20, 2008

mooninite

Actually Mooninites are not 2 dimensional, contrary to popular belief they inhabit 5000 dimensions

We, the mooninites have advanced beyond comprehension even using 100% of your human brain.

by Not_Tim January 28, 2007

Moonian

Moonian literally translates to Moon Warrior or Moon Child. It is a language, a pack and a tribe.

That girl is a Moonian.
That boy is a Moonian.

by LunaWolfMoonianTribe May 5, 2018